OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just saw a snake. It had big ferocious teeth and it was fat and long with a bright red tail. It was hissing at me. I really did not know I could run that fast! Whew! I was rolling the trash can in when I heard slithering like 100 miles per hour over towards me. Turns out he wanted the garden hose not me, but I was terrified in the worst possible sense of the word. I scared it away though (Well, not exactly, because I acted like a wimp and called my neighbors). I would not leave the house and I even kept the doors locked, as if the snake could turn the knob or something.
Boy, that snake was about 20 feet and uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly!! It gave me a mean look, like I did something to him. Can you believe that.
Turns out, it was a HARMLESS black snake.
I am thinking about buying stock in moth balls!
I would like to think that I am a hero for spotting the wild beast so my family wouldn't get hurt.
The pictures above illustrate how distressed I was today at about 2:00.
I just saw a snake. It had big ferocious teeth and it was fat and long with a bright red tail. It was hissing at me. I really did not know I could run that fast! Whew! I was rolling the trash can in when I heard slithering like 100 miles per hour over towards me. Turns out he wanted the garden hose not me, but I was terrified in the worst possible sense of the word. I scared it away though (Well, not exactly, because I acted like a wimp and called my neighbors). I would not leave the house and I even kept the doors locked, as if the snake could turn the knob or something.
Boy, that snake was about 20 feet and uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly!! It gave me a mean look, like I did something to him. Can you believe that.
Turns out, it was a HARMLESS black snake.
I am thinking about buying stock in moth balls!
I would like to think that I am a hero for spotting the wild beast so my family wouldn't get hurt.
The pictures above illustrate how distressed I was today at about 2:00.
I guess I exagerated some...(okay, A LOT) on the snakes description. I had to make it worth reading!
1 comment:
You are crazy. Those pictures are great!
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